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Wednesday saw temperatures soar across the UK making it the hottest day in July ever. Head reacted promptly to this news by turning off their computers and buggering off to the seaside. Feeling hotter than a snake’s ass in a wagon rut, the lucky group of employees gathered up their sunscreen and Speedos and lumbered onto a southbound train for Hove. Fifty minutes later - sun, sea and hundreds of tanned half naked locals greeted us with award winning smiles and beautiful skin like a tea-stained leather handbag�.

The glorious day was a mix of sunbathing and oceanic frolics, the highlight being the game where you go underwater and scream at another person wearing swimming goggles.

The lack of jellyfish attacks left certain people in the party disappointed that they were not called upon to pee on the sting. Perhaps next time Joey.

Sadly, the day could not last forever and by 5:30 it was time to go (except for Dave who stayed behind to make more vitamin E and get loaded). Our day of fun was perfectly punctuated by an aeroplane doing loop-de-loops just for us over the seafront. That was then re-punctuated by a perfectly smelly train ride back into London.

It is worth acknowledging the 3 brave gents who volunteered to stay behind and continue to work. Ramsey, John and Matt, thank you fellas. Your suffering allowed others to go out there and have a really, really great day. We hope to do it again soon.

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