I am disgusted by this suggestion. I would actively encourage the use of women with prolapsed uterii to help in the removal of the scurge that is “cushion treasures”. Once spatulad I would suggest the use of Jif or Cif or whatever those Euro monkeys call it nowadays to remove the stain. Failing that I find that Vanish works well.
Sir,
I am disgusted by this suggestion. I would actively encourage the use of women with prolapsed uterii to help in the removal of the scurge that is “cushion treasures”. Once spatulad I would suggest the use of Jif or Cif or whatever those Euro monkeys call it nowadays to remove the stain. Failing that I find that Vanish works well.
Yours
James